Archive for December, 2008

15
Dec
08

Musical Break 12/15/08

For those that know me, you know how much I love music (and that I do it myself on the side). One thing I’m gonna start featuring on my blog is REAL music performances that I happen to enjoy. We don’t have enough real music performances nowadays and most times you have to go on Pandora or Youtube to find it and they’re mostly adaptations from overseas.

This entry is a throwback from a few years ago at the BET Awards when they did a tribute to Chaka Khan. IMHO, it was one of the best tributes I have seen, given that you had PRINCE and STEVIE as the backbone of the rhythm section. Come on now, if you don’t respect that, then you need to go somewhere. BUT, if you love real music, ENJOY:

Part I  (Yolanda sho’ is fine ain’t she?)

 
Part II (Prince and Stevie kill it on “I Feel For You”)

12
Dec
08

Men can’t sit still

Over the years, I always hear stories of women and how a good man fell in their lap when they weren’t “looking for it” or “expecting it” or “gave up on men”, etc etc. Now, I’m not hating on that, and I definitely wish all of my female friends in that situation the best. (Sidebar: Congrats to one of my best female friends, Dawn, on her recent wedding last weekend. Thanks to Indymac I had to sit this one out.) Ok, back to the blog……… Now, a lot of my female friends (two of them today) told me that if I just stop dating and stop looking, then the right woman will just fall in my lap, because it worked for them when they stopped looking. And for both of those women, this was my response: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, ONLY WORKS FOR WOMEN. I’m sorry, but that strategy does not work for men. We as men, along with society, are not wired like that.

Allow me to take it to the best selling book in the history of mankind, written in England during the 16th century (in part by Shakespeare) with the oversight of King James; a book that has been re-written multiple times and discerned different ways in the last 400 years…….yep, the Holy Bible. I bring to your attention the following two scriptures that will serve as the premise of my argument:

Proverbs 18:22 Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD.

James 2:26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

Let’s start with the first scripture: Let me ask you, does it say anything in there about a man chillin at the crib and the woman of his dreams just happening to show up on his doorstep? According to this nice book here, it’s up to us as men to step out there and find/court/pursue a woman in the aim of her becoming our wife (not a jumpoff, but our wife), and not for the woman to find us. Now for the ladies who will argue “well, when I met my man, he wasn’t seeing anyone and wasn’t talking to anyone, and had no interest in anyone else”…. ok, you might be right. He might not have been seeing anyone else, or wasn’t talking to anyone seriously, but if you REALLY believe that your man didn’t have options, women who liked him, women he liked, had his eye on, a woman in his life he wouldn’t mind being with any night of the week before he met you, then your man LIED to you. PERIOD!!! We are MEN, we are visual creatures who have a natural instinct to seek and conquer. Don’t be fooled ladies. Fortunately for you, he saw something in you (and you in him) where you stood out above anyone in his past and present. If he sees you as someone he can build with, then that means you (potentially) are a good thing if you are not already married.

Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

Now, as a Christian, I am an advocate of the saying “if you believe it, you can achieve it”, and I have faith that my Proverbs 31 woman is out there, and when it’s time, I will get what my friend Kauai calls “A Revelation for Dummies” and God will make it crystal clear who she is. However, I’m not going to reach my goal by sitting at home all day and just writing blogs like this, or watching the Lakers, or listen to my iPod at night, or getting up M-F and going to work every day and coming home. As a man, I have to keep my eyes open. Just like I kept my focus when it came to my professional goals, the same applies to finding the woman that God will have for me. Which brings me to the second scripture I displayed above, “faith without works is dead”. For the sake of my own due diligence, I tried the “I’m gonna stop looking” approach around this time last year, and I used my busy season at KPMG as my parameter for this. I told myself that from September to January, I’m not going to go on any dates, not ask anyone out, etc; I’m only going to focus on myself and handling my business at work, because growing up as an only child with 2 parents who worked 60 hour weeks I was already used to spending many of nights alone in solitude, having to work things out on my own. Now, I would still go out, did my usual 1-2 time a month support of J3 events at Noir, grab my drinks, listen to the jazz music, chop it up with friends, and be on my way. I didn’t put myself out there, and holla at women, etc; all I did was just concern myself with me, place myself in my own world, and worry about myself and busy season.

Now, I saw what happens as a man when you stop looking, and you’re not making it known what it is that you want, you end up in the exact same place where you started. Now, a woman (especially an attractive woman) who takes the same course of action as I did will not have the same results as me. Why? Because a man’s not going to know (or care) if you’re “not looking”, because he’s clearly looking at (and for) you. Bottom line: I can pray every single night for the woman of my dreams that God has just for me. But if I don’t put myself out there, and reinforce my faith in God and his plan with the groundwork, then I don’t get what it is that God has for me. POINT BLANK. It wasn’t just faith that got you the degree you have, the house you live in, the Benz you drive, and it sho’ wasn’t just faith that got this country our first Black president. AMEN?!?!

Closed mouths don’t get fed, and in relationships nothing is easy and nothing is just dropped in your lap as a man. The “game” of dating/courtship has different rules for men and women. We as men can’t sit still in this game, otherwise we will stay on the bench as we watch every single train in life pass us by. We must look for opportunities, and not let them go when they come around, because God doesn’t always recallibrate his plan for our life immediately after we let what he has for us pass by. Think on that.

10
Dec
08

Richbrand’s Definition of a Beautiful Woman

About an hour ago, I was checking through my emails on one of my email accounts, and came across a thread on a listserv I’m on that was talking about who was thought of as black and beautiful in 2008 (male and female). Of course some guys named the usual chicks (Sanaa Lathan, Halle Berry, Kerry Washington, Lauren London, etc) and the women named their usual (Obama, Denzel, Morris Chestnut, etc). Then, in a noble gesture, one of the guys made a list of some of the women on the serv (good move), which of course had some (accidential I hope) omissions from the list.  I thought about if I wanted to respond on this listserv with my own list (………….right), or if I wanted to give my interpretation of what I consider beautiful, I decided instead of telling them, I would just let the world know where I stand on this, especially since a lot of my female friends consider me superficial and shallow. So I’m gonna kill multiple birds with one stone.

For those who come across this and don’t want to read alot, here’s the executive summary:

Beautiful Woman = (External Attractiveness + Great Personality + (Character *Values *Spirituality)) – Baggage(X)

Now, notice the order in which I put all of that in, and of course when you look at it from that way, of course you’re going to make your assumption of my LA-ness per se. But here’s the thing: What is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet them? ………….. exactly, their physical appearance. For men, if we’re smart, we go from head to toe and check someone out before we speak to them, regardless of where it’s at (although I will say some dumbass dudes out there have this issue where they only look from neck to knee and lower their standards, but I digress).  Of course women do the same (just with more attention to our dress and mannerisms). This gets you in the door. Now everything I say from this point is what keeps you in the house, and also determines where in the house you will have access to, or if I send yo ass to the yard or the street.

Once we sign off on if a person satisfies our external prereqs (tangible and intangible), then we figure out if there’s chemistry in how we interact with each other. Is the person easy to talk to? Do you have basic things in common? Do you run out of things to say after 45 seconds? Is this person fun to be around? etc etc. In most cases, coming in cold, that’s the second thing you assess with a person when you meet them and learn about them.

Now when you get into a person’s character, values, and spirituality, then you get into the core of what makes a person who they are.  For me, this is what I look at: Are they a Christian? (anything else and our friendship would be limited, and dating will never happen) Do they go to church every sunday, and cussing out their family every monday? Are they conscious of what’s going on within Black America? What do they want to do with their life, and how? What type of music are they into? What’s their artistic outlet? And is all of this compatible to where I stand on all of these things?

Now, what there needs to be a containment on is the amount of unnecessary baggage a woman has in her life (within her control). Now, I will admit there are certain areas of concern where this is concerned (see Phyllis Hyman and her emotional problems as an example), but there are some things that you just have to let go;  certain monkeys on your back that are there because you keep them there, or feel that you have something to prove in life to men. Naw, that’s not needed. The more bags of BS you are carrying, the worse it is for you in my book………. PERIOD. Yes, we all have problems/issues/crazy, we all are not perfect, but when it gets in your own way, then that’s a showstopper.

Now, if you have all of these things in the affirmative, then to me, you are TRULY a beautiful woman. The problem is that a lot of women THINK they fit into this category of beautiful because they have one of those things, but in my book you don’t make the cut. There are some women I know who I would sleep with, all things equal, right now, but I would hate to have to wake up next to them and have to hear her damn mouth. And there are some women I can talk to on the phone with for hours, go to church with, listen to jazz with, watch basketball with, but couldn’t buy enough bars to get me drunk  enough to think of them as “FINE”. Then there are some that I’m attracted to, that are great to be around, and on paper would be wifey IF she didn’t get in their own way because of some crutch she has. There’s something about all of us that could make us “UGLY” to another person, but, if you haven’t understood what I have said so far, beauty isn’t just how you look on the outside; the inside matters just as much.

Now, for those ladies over the years that I have called beautiful and don’t fulfill these standards, I apologize for lying to you, I’ll have to use another politically correct complimentary adjective next time to let you know you CGI or that you’re sexy. But if anyone ever wanted to know where I truly stand on this and not make assumptions, then consider yourself officially educated.

06
Dec
08

How she gonna look in the future? (Part 1 of 2: Music)

One of the things that was told to me when I was younger was that “if you want to know what a girl’s gonna look like in the future, just look at her momma.” And to an extent, that pretty much holds true. Part 2 will deal with my personal experiences and thoughts. But in Part 1, we’re going to talk about women in the music industry and how relevant their looks are to their staying power within.

When most men think of a woman in the entertainment industry and wonder if she’s gonna turn out like her mom, who’s the first one we think of? Yep………….that’s right…………… Mrs. Hova herself, BEYONCE. Of course, she’s beautiful as is, and one can’t help but notice that she’s down to Dreamgirl size again. However, in the back of the minds of strategic men like myself, you can’t help but wonder if she’s gonna end up like Tina (not Turner, but her mom Mrs. Knowles). And we all know how much Beyonce wants to obtain Tina Turner icon status before it’s all said and done (like Kobe and Lebron trying to obtain Jordan status in the NBA).  But I’m sure Tina kept herself up, despite all of those kids, because I would assume that running from Ike would keep anyone in shape. LOL

Now, don’t get  me wrong, Mama Knowles is beautiful and got that good ol’ (somewhat) organized southern thickness on lock, and I could roll with that when I get in my 40′s.  However, what Beyonce does to set herself apart from the rest of her peers is her ability to entertain and perform, and a lot of her market value is very dependent upon her looks. The question that comes up is, after metabolism slows to a crawl and a potential family comes into the picture, could Beyonce still keep that same level of sex appeal that she has now into her 30′s, let alone 40′s (a la Janet Jackson). Granted, Beyonce will still be beautiful in the face, but might just be a little bit too Bootylicious for my liking in 2018 (even though Sheila Escovedo and Vanessa Williams are still KILLIN’ their younger counterparts to this day, even in their 40′s).

Now, there’s another woman in the industry that I know is currently fighting off those hips and that metabolism, and is very beautiful (to me at least), but because of her talent as a musician, I’m not worried about her at all. Yep, you guessed it, Ms. Alicia Keys. The difference between her and Beyonce is that  female musicians, on average (such as Roberta Flack, Patrice Rushen, Sheila Escovedo, Teena Marie) have a longer staying power in the industry and never have to starve for a gig versus a female performer (Rihanna, Danity Kane, Kelly Rowland to name a few) .  And to me, that’s the biggest differentiator. All of the musicians I named above are still relevant to this day because they don’t need to rely on their sex appeal. They made/make great music, and that’s the difference between Beyonce and A.Keys. I guarantee you, within Black America “As I Am” will be more relevant in 10 years than “B-Day” and “Sasha Fierce” COMBINED.

Beyonce and A. Keys are just two people I could think of off top? If you think of any other examples, I’m definitely open to hearing about them, and what you think.

Look out for Part 2, coming soon.




Enter your email address to subscribe to my blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 434 other followers

UnMastered Collection Vol. I

Topics

Archives

 

December 2008
M T W T F S S
« Nov   Jan »
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031  

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 434 other followers